Why ya’ got to be Predictin’?

The Blood Moons tetrad has come and gone and we are still here.

While Hagee apologists are now saying that he only predicted “something” would happen “around” the time of the tetrad, Mark Biltz, who provided most of the source research for Hagee’s slick DVD and posters, made clear predictions that the 7 year tribulation began in 2008 and would end with Jesus second coming this fall, following the last blood moon.

While I don’t want to spend time pointing out false prophets, I have been wondering about the need in the Church to guess the date and time of Jesus’ return. Hagee and Biltz aren’t the first, and probably won’t be the last to try to win the rapture lottery. I did some shameless cut and paste from Wikipedia. Below are just a few of the names who have tried their hand at guessing the day and the hour that God clearly says no man (or angel!) will know. These are just some of the names I recognized skimming the list: Continue Reading →

06. October 2015 by ChrisJ
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Verse of the Day – Part 3: MailChimp templates

Beside getting OAuth 2 setup for Google Apps, the hardest part of this was to come up with a simple way to create and send MailChimp campaigns with a similar layout and look, but with some custom content. My choices seem to be to between:

1. Create the full HTML5 content from scratch, taking care to include the required Mailchimp tags like *|UNSUB|* or *|HTML:REWARDS|*

2. Use the mailchimp.campaigns and mailchimp.campaigns.template_content from the Mailchimp API to take the template from the campaign and inject content in just the places I want it.

So that I could allow users the chance to continue using the Mailchimp template editor and then just provide search-n-replace snippets, I opted for #2. If I wanted to have radically different content style each time or I had content providers that where more savvy with HTML5 skills and tools, #1 would work, but that is not my world.

First, I created a place-holder campaign there I would layout the style and the bits to be replaced with content. All future campaigns would be replicated from this one then altered using the campaign settings and altering the campaign content itself. Settings are easy with code like:

The content is a bit messier. I get the template as a big data structure with mailchimp.campaigns.template_content(campaign_id), search through it for my search-n-replace “tags” then  use the campaigns.update method to inject it back into the content.

While this works for the simple temple I use, it tends to fall apart for templates with nested sections like Mailchimp allows.

Because this is for a “verse of the day”, there is also code in the script to grab HTML formatted verses from ESV api

10. August 2015 by ChrisJ
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Verse of the Day, Part 2: using Google Spreadsheet

Last time, I described what I thought needed to happen in order to send out a verse of the day message via SMS and email. This makes use of Google Drive, ESV Bible, Twillio, and MailChimp APIs and interfaces.

The first thing is to create a place to store our information. This includes people’s signup information such as names, emails, and SMS numbers. Also we need a place to store the content that will be sent out.

Since most of our staff uses Google Docs, a Google spreadsheet seemed like the best choice to support the hand entry process. Some of the signup data was expected to come through a MailChimp form so keeping the spreadsheet and mailchimp in sync might become an issue, but for this year, we can sync the signups by hand. MailChimp has an easy import/export from Google Docs process which makes it easier. Continue Reading →

12. March 2015 by ChrisJ
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Verse of the Day, Part 1: Making use of Google Apps, Twilio, MailChimp, and ESV Bible WS

Our Church does a 40 Day Event during this time of year that includes, among other things, being able to signup to get an relevant Bible verse and message via SMS and/or email.

This year, I decided it was time to make the process a little less labor intensive and take a few ruby modules for a spin.

What I needed:

  1. A place to record the the verses and messages we will be sending out each morning for 40 days. Also a place to store other information for the messages like email subjects and titles.
  2. A way to sign people up by hand ( a signup sheet passed a round on a Sunday morning ) and electronically.
  3. Send one or more text messages to each person who signed up. Depending on the overall length of the message, it may need to be broken up to fit the 160 character SMS limit.
  4. A way to send attractive emails to everyone who signed up.

Continue Reading →

03. March 2015 by ChrisJ
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Tackling the Fallacy of the Fragile Gospel


I have the opportunity to share something from God’s Word and His heart on the first Sunday of every month. It may not seem like the best situation for doing a series, but I’ve really felt the urge to cover an entire book of the Bible, cover-to-cover. So, for the next 10 months, I’m walking through Paul’s letter the Philippian believers with our congregation. Well, it’s really a 12 month commitment, but I just finished my second month covering Philippians 1:12-18.

You can listen to my talk here.

The more I study and observe the state of Christianity and discipleship around me, the more I am convinced that most of what is holding the Church back from it’s mission is the Church – or rather the odd ideas and practices that have leached into our collective conscience disguised as biblical teaching, preaching, and doctrine.

One such idea I have started calling the “Fallacy of the Fragile Gospel”. It’s the idea that the Gospel is so precarious that unless we are completely sinless, have perfect knowledge of scripture and doctrine, and are fully equipped for the works of the ministry, we risk damaging the Gospel or making it ineffectual.

While righteousness and holiness are important, a sound, working knowledge of scripture and Biblical doctrine are powerful, and discipleship and preparation for ministry is key, holding the Gospel as if it is a fragile egg results in some pretty unbiblical behaviours:

  1. Failure to Launch – I love this video by the folks at RightNow.org – Fire Station Failure – that pretty much says it.
  2. New == Bad – Face it, the Church hates to be thought of as “experimental”. “We have never done it that way before” can be the death of Holy Spirit inspired, creative, and innovative methods of fulfilling our mission. What we forget, is that almost every method of ministry while possibly being Biblically informed,  started some place and some time after the early church.  It is hard to find soccer camps, mommy blogs, pay-what-it’s-worth coffee houses, or digging wells in Niger as biblically defined methods of spreading the Gospel of the Kingdom.
  3. Borrowed Faith – I have to admit that I am often suspicious of people who constantly quote their favourite radio preacher, Christian writer or blogger, or copy step-by-step the methods or techniques of some historical giant of the faith. While I am all for learning from the examples of those who came before us, dogmatically trying to preach the Gospel like Charles H. Spurgeon, or pray for provision for your ministry with the words of George Mueller is more likely a sign that you are worried God can’t use you as you are.
  4. Calling in the Professionals – Nothing bugs me quite like hearing, “My new friend seems open to the Gospel so I invited then to church this Sunday. Is there going to be a salvation message?” “No, Sister Sally, this week we will be sharing muffin recipes – maybe you should share what Jesus did for you during your 20 years as a disciple with them and see what happens.” (This is what I would like to say, anyway.)

In my past life as a geek and business leader, I learned a number of things that seem to help combat this idea of a fragile Gospel:

  1. Release Early, Release Often – used in open source software development, the idea is that it is better get your application out there in front of real users as soon as possible to find out what is broken, what could be better and what isn’t needed. Our mission and ministry should be like that. Jesus sent the disciples out long before they where “perfected”.
  2. Authenticity and Honesty Trumps Polish and Hype – Being straight with customers about the quarks and weaknesses of a product or service has won me way more loyalty and trust than  trying to come off as Superman selling a magic cure-all. Unless we fully understand the nature of God, Jesus, the Scriptures and God’s plan and purpose for mankind and each individual, chance are we don’t have all the answers. We work out our salvation and renew our minds daily.
  3. Failure and Defeat are NOT the Same Thing – I used to teach Test First Development – without getting into details, the idea was to create tests that would fail until the code worked as expected. Often we would right code, run the tests, and watch as each iteration came closer and closer to %100 green or all test passed.  At no time did the failures indicate that we should quit or admit defeat. All too often in Church I have had a single failure brought up as a reason not to continue or not to try again. I learned to think of failures as the guideposts for moving forward and defeat as the sign that there is no forward path to be found.

10. October 2014 by ChrisJ
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Being the Bag Man


One of the most humbling things that ever happened to me as a new Christian was coming home one day to find several full bags of groceries on my front porch. Bread, milk, eggs, peanut butter and much more. I was newly married, both of us working part-time. Me as a farmhand, her as a waitress. Continue Reading →

13. July 2013 by ChrisJ
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Camping In The Dryer

Today, I was rudely awakened by my parents giving a my 2 brothers a talking too. Then I heard the words “What were you doing in my dryer?!” slip out of my Mums mouth. Apparently, my parents found my younger brother Johnathan at their bedroom door with a plate of cookies. He asked if he and Mason could have one, my Mum didn’t really see a problem with it so she said yes. Then the dryer made a “knocking” noise, but Mum hadn’t done any laundry, still a little surprised by the weird sound, she saw Johnathan back up, smack the dryer as if to say “shut up.” Then she figured it out, Mason was in the dryer, holding a small toy camping lamp, sitting indian style giggling. I’m a little torn between being very impressed by their inventive  and creative new club house, or to be concerned for their mental health. Right after all this went down, my mum came into my room and announced I had something I needed to blog about.

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04. June 2011 by Petra
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Sparkling Toilet Seat? Only In The Bathroom Of Champions.

Nail polish ,girls love nail polish. You can make many different fashion and personality statements with a little dab or nail polish. You could wear black or dark blue to look mysterious, funky neon colors for fun, simple French tips for sophistication and beauty, a lovely red color for a classic look or maybe zebra print for spunk.  Whatever your statement may be, I doubt it tops the statement my little brother, at the time 3 or 4 years old,  made with a bottle of sparkling red nail polish. It all began on an average week day, the family was just hanging around the house, when we realized Mason was missing! We all knew the kinds of random shenanigans that child could get himself into if left alone, so we all raced around looking for him.  Then we found him doing one of the few things I had never imagined he would do, Mason was painting the toilet seat with my red nail polish. Red streak marks covered our once white throne. Did we clean it? Nope. Not for a few months anyway, it was just such a great conversation starter. When we asked Mason why in the world he would do that he just replied “….I don’t know.” Well Mason, I believe we all would give that very same answer, we have no idea why you did.

Thank you for reading! Let me know in the comments if you or a loved one have ever made “art” on a weird surface as a child, I’m itching to know! Please don’t forget to look before you sit, eat fruit and make Mason feel famous and subscribe!

Tagged: homeschooling teenager, Jonathan and Mason, Mason, My little boys, Nail Polish, Painting the toilet seat

29. May 2011 by Petra
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The Okay Project

I know, I know, you guys have gotten use to my humours and very cunning blogs illustrated with crayon. That’s my fault, but I’m going to trust you people haven’t forgotten how to listen to heavier things, and talk to you guys about something a little more important called “The Okay Project.”  The Okay Project is a new and upcoming ministry some lovely friends of mine have started for people who need someone to talk to. I’ve always said it’s a heck of a lot easier to tell a secret to someone you don’t know rather than someone you have to see Monday morning, and this group makes it easy to do just that. This is how it works, you send a E-mail to the group at theokayproject@gmail.com, and once your email is received, you will be directed to an individual member of The Okay Project that you can talk to. Clean and simple. This is what they wrote on their Facebook page about the group “After spending a lot of time on www.sixbillonsecrets.com (a site where broken people can anonymously post their secrets), we realized that these people need someone to talk to, instead of just posting on a wall where no one can reply. These people are struggling with abuse (both mental and physical), self-injury, rape, depression, death, and just plain loneliness. If you need to vent, share a secret, confide in someone, etc., we are here to listen. Whether you have problems with identity, self harm, depression, school work, family, eating disorders, or anything else, we are here for you.” Cool? I think so. I’m really proud of my friends for wanting to spend their free time helping others, not to many teenagers can say they do the same. If you are one Facebook, please go to The Okay Project page and “Like” them for more information! Thank you guys so much for reading! Love you all and don’t forget to subscribe!

Tagged: Community, hope, love, Secrets, The Okay Project

25. May 2011 by Petra
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Zombie Frog Part 2: Final Resting Place

If you haven’t read my previous post about The Zombie Frog please go read that first, or just skip it and be confused, I don’t  judge.  Anyway, as you may or may not know, we have been on the search for zombie frog for over a week now…..And I like to tell you we found him! Good news? I wouldn’t say that exactly.  Saturday morning, my family was cleaning out the car for the their road trip Monday, that’s when we saw him stretched out on the driveway. I had hoped I would never find Zombie Frog, or at least if I did, he would look a little like the picture I drew on the left, peaceful. Of course, in my family, story tale endings are just to sweet and unrealistic.  On the morning of May 21st we found little Zombie Frog, and because a picture says a thousand words and I’m out of things to say, here is a picture of what Zombie Frog looked like that fateful morning…. What happened to his arms? I don’t know…

Thanks for reading! Don’t forget to subscribe and make my boys feel famous!

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23. May 2011 by Petra
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